American culture is so transient and capricious these days sometimes its hard to tell the asshats from decent folk.
If you are not familiar with the term asshat it is just a less vulgar term for assh***. Your know the word.
There are many forms expressing similar attributes.
AssClown: It still has the ass characteristic but now it takes on a certain level of incompetence as it applies to whatever activity they are taking part in.
AssMoron :Similar to AssClown but they have achieved a much higer level of incompetence than AssClowns.
AssJerk :Does not really exist because the second syllable in the term has much the same meaning as asshat making it redundant.
“Today we focus on the common asshat.
Ive created just the tool you need to determine if someone you know is one. So with no further ado and my apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I give you today’s guide to the common asshat.”
**They may be an asshat ….
If they use the term “woke” and they are not describing the state of someone no longer sleeping.
If they use the term woke and they put air quotes around the word “woke”.
They use the term snowflake in a derogatory manner.
But what Is a derogatory manner?
I’ll call out some guidelines here.
It’s a derogatory manner If the word is being used and does not relate to weather or something that is unique as in “Just like a snowflake is unique in that no other snowflake looks the same, no fingerprint is identical.”
They put the prefix “anti” in front of woke and think it’s a good thing when in fact they have just declared that they are against waking up and plan on sleeping the rest of their adult lives. If only it were true.
They are the same sort of folks that think Antifa is a bad thing even though the largest Antifa group on record was the U.S Armed Forces and their allies during WWII.
They create a new law which begs to have the words “don’t say” in front of it while still defending the first amendment.
They use the abbreviation PC or the term “political correctness” with a sarcastic tone or with air quotes.
They boycott their favorite beer company when the company created a beer can giving props to a transgender media star. They then realize they have no other beer in the house and decide to consume what they had in private. Waste not want not.
Further more, after drinking all of the bad “woke beer” in the house, they pick a “non woke beer” to drink not realizing the beer is made by the same company that owns their formerly favorite beer. In fact that company has 14 different brands of beer so odds are the asshats will end up still supporting a “Woke” company.
They get into a battle of wits with Mickey Mouse and they are woefully unarmed.
The groups that tend to generate asshat behavior at an alarming rate always create new enemies in fake culture wars to further divide this country. Never fear. I will stand at the ready to help you identify new members of this group that collectively I call The Society of Asshats.