Notes of Future Past (writers block)

I’ve decided that I need to be more regular in updating my blog and as such I am harvesting some ideas from older notes for a few of my latest blog posts.

My current dilemma is what most people call writers block but I tend to be a bit dramatic so I like to refer to it as “the proverbial brick wall.” It has a nice combination of legend and pain.

One would think that a pandemic in which you are forced to restrict all physical contact with everyone would be perfect for getting some writing done. One could think this but one would be wrong.

Writing during a pandemic has been near impossible for me to do without being affected by any emotion associated with the pandemic.

Consider the cliche and somewhat comedic, “It was a dark and stormy night.” During a pandemic a “dark and stormy night” is a walk in the park and does not achieve what the writer intended to create , a foreboding atmosphere. To truly capture the feeling of impending doom, the cliche would have to be modified such that the walk in the park turned into a dark and stormy walk in central park, during a recession. Maybe I’ve seen “The Warriors” too many times.

For me, an extended visit to writers block land can usually be broken up by a trip to Vegas. In Vegas there are way too many “What the hell did I just see?” moments to not have any ideas to write about.
In the middle of a pandemic a trip to Vegas doesn’t strike me as a good idea. Don’t give me any “cancel culture” bull. I have a compromised immune system and Ive been a science geek all of my life. If you find yourself using the term cancel culture regularly you might want to retrace your steps back to Jr. High School and find out where you lost your common sense.

In lieu of a trip to Vegas the internet is a good place to break through the proverbial brick wall. Just don’t believe everything you read.
Which is a great way to get writing ideas. Prefacing anything you read with the phrase “what if this were true” is a great way to generate story ideas. Of course if it is true you may be just sewing seeds for disinformation and conspiracy theories. If you can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction and you have performed exhaustive searches through “snopes.com”, “factcheck.org” and “politifact.com” then you should move on to something that is obviously as true as “the world is round”. If you have doubts even about that then for god sake stay off of the internet.

Playing for Pharmaceuticals

In the back offices of “Win a Medical Procedure”, the network accountant, Ted Minutia was working on more budget driven changes to the popular game show when the show’s host Wink Atyalawya strolled in with confidence befitting a, well befitting a game show host.

“You seem to be working feverishly Ted. What changes are brewing,” asked Wink.

“Well I’m trying to incorporate pharmaceuticals into our game show prizes but it’s like trying to hit a moving target.”

“I told you that was a fast path to a sanitarium visit.”

“Yea, I took that as a challenge. I mean how bad could a sanitarium visit be?”

“I have no clue but after the last two and a half years it sounds inviting. Maybe we should look into offering one in our prize packages. I am certainly not the only person needing one to be sure. “

“That’s a good idea sir. I may have to go on a fact finding mission to one soon.”

“Well complete the changes you’re working on first. In case you find facts you like and decide not to come back.”

“Yea , um , ok.”

“Have you come up with a workable solution to fit pharmaceuticals into our budget?”

“Workable is a very subjective term. We would either have to sign up 40 more sponsors or 
five or six really benevolent ones.”

“You mean a few that think we are a charitable organization?”

“Yes. That’s about right.”

“For the moment let’s just assume that is not possible, let alone legal. What about the additional 40 sponsors. Is that manageable?”

“Manageable is another subjective term. Is it manageable to cut down the current 23 minutes of show into 15 minutes so we could squeeze the additional commercials into the show?”

“Manageable yes, reasonable no. We are already rushing to award two winners in the allotted time. We could only award one and be a fraction into the second before having to break for the day.”

“Well it could be a cliff hanger.”

“Hmm and with medical care on the line that would really be riveting.”

“Since the weeks shows are all filmed in a day back to back it would only seem life threatening to the viewer. “

“That’s right so no additional risk. Sweet.”

“But will the viewer tune in for a shortened show?”

“Oh I think they will be just as entertained finding out the side affects for various pharmaceuticals if not more than the show.”

“Brilliant! Lets do it,” declared Wink.