Inventing Stupidity (Caution: Good search engine optimization practices are ignored because the author assumes you are smart.)

The technology we create is driving us towards stupidity.
We have smart phones, smart TVs and smart cars.
We are developing smart products quicker than we kill off brain cells.

I am not sure, there may be a causal relationship between the two. Drinking while using a cell phone probably doubles down on the loss.

The more we don’t have to do for ourselves the more things we can forget and then just plain can’t do anymore.
Do you remember important phone numbers? No of course not because your smart phone does it for you. Just don’t lose it without backing up those numbers because your brain won’t help you out. Without having to use those numbers you might as well make them up and the woman you keep calling Aunt Edna is going to have some some questions for you.

Maybe we need to work on smart humans.
There are many indications that we should have started on that years ago.


What indications are that Dan? (Sorry, it’s a habit I developed during the Covid-19 lock down. Hey at least I’ve stopped answering out loud.)

Some indications are glaringly obvious and others we are not aware of until something is needed like the aforementioned phone numbers.

On to the obvious clue captain.

One obvious indication is the spread of conspiracy theories. Never have so many people believed in outlandish accusations not supported by any facts.

Sure some of the blame falls on the ease in which “alternative facts”spread on the internet but according to experts those that are the most apt to believe in conspiracy theories lack critical thinking skills.

Did they always lack them or did laziness caused by smart technology overcome any critical thinking skills they had.

I believe the contagion factor is also helped along by good SEO (Search Engine Optimization ) practices which dictates that internet articles be short and easy to understand. I use a writing app that analyzes something I’ve written and identifies problems if one wants to appeal to the general population. One of those problems is that the writing is too difficult to read. What is too difficult you might ask? Any writing above a seventh grade level is your answer. That is the education level of the average American adult.

We are not doing anyone a favor by not challenging them to use a dictionary or dictionary App to those who have never heard there is a book for that. Maybe the word dictionary is above a seventh grade level? I for one am purposely not following good SEO practices. This article is considered difficult to read by SEO standards.

Getting Lost in Nostalgia (aka Why I don’t Listen to Classic Rock Much)



After falling asleep listen to a classic rock station, I woke up when The Wings “Band On The Run” was playing.
Much to my surprise I was wearing bell bottom jeans and a polyester shirt festooned with Hot Air Balloons. My first thought was “I wonder what year it is?”

I guessed my clothes put me in the early 70’s.
Nineteen seventies that is. You never know, I know a lot of wise asses.

Apparently I had no control of the fashion choices when I awoke from a virtual reality dream.

Did the fact that I was listening to a classic rock song from the seventies condemned me to waking up in any fashion from that year?
It certainly appeared so.

1970s fashion was not considered good. To be honest it stunk. Hundreds of years from now they will look at archive pictures and think we didn’t have the necessary tools to create anything that looked better. The bell bottoms were not a bad fashion choice, the polyester balloon festooned shirt made up for that. It could have been worse , leisure suits were also in vogue at the time. To be honest they never really should have been.

I don’t know why this happens , yes it’s happened more than once. Perhaps I get a bit lost in the nastalgia of the time. Either way its one of the dangers I face when listening to the music of my youth which is why I avoid it when I can. Perhaps Im worried of waking up in a powder blue leisure suit, don’t ask.

It could be that I made too many mistakes in the past, including owning a leisure suit and I don’t need to be reminded of them. That is a possibility but I’m not admitting to anything. Does this sound too fantastic to be believed? Well I’m getting older and closer to making up shit. Perhaps I’m already there.

The “Anti” Culture (Old Guy Ranting Against Old Guys Ranting)

You have now re-entered Jr High School. Welcome to the anti movement. All of your relationships and “coping” mechanisms have now been replaced by those of 13-17 year olds.

WTH? It’s as if the entire country has regressed to junior high school and playing out the same old juvenile tropes of yesterday.

We’ve become anti science, anti love and anti social period.
It’s like the jocks picking on the geeks and the popular kids are left to decide which side they fall on.

Never have so many people proudly declared they are
anti all good things..

I’m not sure they care what exactly they are against just so long as they are against something positive. Every once in a while they wake up and realize that what they are against are their own interests. That kind of epiphany is rare and often occurs without any witnesses. If no one saw them wake up are they really awake or are they still sleeping?

Wake up? Woke? Anti-Woke. Yes they are now against sudden revelations that point out that people were being asshats, assclowns or some other form of derrière and that it would probably be good to start working on a little self improvement. How dare people wake up to the reality that they have been ass ______(fill-in-the-blank).

The term “woke” is now being uttered derisively to illustrate that they are not part of a movement who gives a crap about whatever the woke folks are giving a crap about. This sounds perfectly understandable. Understandable that is if you are in Jr. High School.


Just make sure you sit with the proper group at lunch time.