When the election of 2016 had finished I realized that our president elect was not too far removed from his recent TV gig as a reality show host. I thought, “This will be interesting.”
To say the least that was an understatement.
Our conspiracy friends have an interesting take on the man in question and his reality show tendencies…
The dog days of summer had taken a hold of Washington DC like a lobbyist on a politician. There was hardly any breathing room.
A small breeze from a few ceiling fans waltzed across the sweaty faces of three familiar and only occupants of a certain unassuming neighborhood bar on Capitol Hill.
Mr. Panama * was holding court and was about to reveal what he believes to be the underlying cause of the wild actions of the currant occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Well, the recent actions, this past week.
“You’re pausing for effect aren’t you,” asked the bearded man.
“Of course. Could there be any other reason?” asked Mr Panama.
“That or perhaps the brat you just ate did not agree with you,” replied the bearded one.**
“No, it’s for effect. May I continue?”
The nondescript bar tender and the bearded one replied in unison, “Please get on with it.”
“All right. So back to my theory that would explain the recent hi-jinks of the current leader of the free world.”
“Yes, we’re on the edge of our stools. Please.”
Do you agree the said occupant is not so far removed from being host of the TV reality show “The Apprentice”.
“I agree,” replied the bearded one.
“I think he always wanted to be a network TV programming director and I believe that is the model he is using for his presidency,” said Mr. Panama.
“I don’t watch much TV but I heard a rumor to that effect,” replied the bartender.
“Could you explain further,” asked the bearded one.
“I was about to after adding an additional pause for effect.”
“Any more pauses and the only effect you will observe is the sight of us asleep,” replied the bartender.
“I believe the recent activities of our president were examples of pilots of reality shows he and some of his aids plans on developing for the networks.”
“Which aides are you referring to?” asked the bartender.
“There is no point in naming them. Aids in this administration
are like red shirted Star Trek crew members. Their time in the spotlight won’t be long,” replied Mr. Panama.
“So if they are pilots who is the audience,” asked the bearded one.
“The press and whatever polls are being taken at the time.”
“What if the poles are negative,” asked the bartender.
“He doesn’t mind that so much because what he is looking at is the percentage of respondents having expressed an opinion. The less he sees with “No opinion” the better. If they have an opinion they’re paying attention. He believes they are the ones that would tune into the show(s).”
“So what are the shows he’s pitching,” asked the bartender
Mr Panama replied, “”So you want to buy an Island?” tested out very well.”
“That Greenland story had a lot of people paying attention.”
“But a lot of them were late night comedians,” added the bearded one.
“Doesn’t matter its free publicity.”
“His other pilot program has been going on for a while with no known name but I think they have a name for it now and it’s called “What is our policy today?
It’s inspired by the Mar-a-lago 3.”
“Who,” asked the bearded one.
“Good friends of his that are members of the Mar-a-largo club.
Supposedly they are directing policy for the Veterans Administration,” replied Mr. Panama.
“The show will consist of successful members of Trump’s outer circle of friends suggesting new policies for random Government agencies.”
“Why are they considered successful?” asked the bearded one.
“Duh, they’re all rich. You should know that by now,” responded Mr. Panama.
“That ought to be interesting ,” said the bartender.
“They come up with a new policy and then apply it to a random agency.”
“ That doesn’t seem to be a good strategy,” remarked the bearded one.
“Shouldn’t they craft a strategy for a particular agency,” asked the bartender.
“Probably but it is good television and the president knows good television.”
“It will be interesting to see how this theory plays out ,” said the bearded one.
“I can’t wait for sweeps week,” added the bartender.
- Full name Mr. Panama Hat. See my conspiracy series of blog posts.
- * This character is only known as “The Bearded One” or ” Bearded One.” Again see the above link.
