The Marge 3.0 Has Arrived. TVParent has announced the latest update to it’s Alexa like product the Marge 2.0.
The new version of the Marge 2.0 cleverly named the Marge 3.0 will have the ability to see and is specifically designed to give fashion advice. I spoke to company president Irwin Mainway about their new product.
“Mr. Mainway, Isn’t your product the same as the new Alexa?”
“Call me Irwin and no. Other than video capability that’s where the similarity ends.”
“But the new Alexa gives fashion advice and so does the Marge 3.0, does it not ?”
“Yes, but the approach is totally different.”
“How so Mr. , Um , Irwin.”
“The target demographic we have in mind for Margie is totally different “
“Yea, that’s our pet name for her around our office.”
“Anyway the target market we have in mind is skewed more to a male population lacking in significant others with which to guide them concerning fashion advice. “
“And that manifests itself differently how Irwin?”
“Well, for one Margie doesn’t use such big words like manifest. We try to be more direct with the customer. Perhaps an audio demonstration would make it more clear.”
“Yes, that is certainly , shall we say, more direct.”
“Oh I can say it. It’s more direct. The other product is going to dance around the issue and say things like “Sir, the color of that shirt is the wrong choice. It does not make your eyes pop.”Margie on the other hand will say “Sir, Are you color blind ? The color of that shirt in no way goes with those pants”
“You do realize many men are color blind. That could turn them off to Marge”.
“First of all, I don’t really want them to be turned on to Margie if you know what I mean. What are you some kind of freak. “
“Second of all, they know they’re color blind. That’s no frickin surprise to them but why should they announce that to the world from ten blocks away.”
“Good point and a good time to wrap up my discussion with Irwin Mainway about the upcoming release of Marge 3.0”
“You forgot to say it’s being released in two weeks at the very competitive price of $250.”
“Ok. Well there…”
“Say it. “
“TVParent will be releasing Marge 3.0 in 2 weeks at the very competitive price of $250”
“You know your company name doesn’t really make sense unless you make TV’s.”
“Yea, we’re working on a name change.”