So Yo, What is the plan?
“For getting the Band back together.”
“Oh, yea sorry the vertigo was kicking in.”
“Too much of the up and down again?”
“Yea, but I’m ok.”
“So whats our move .”
“Well, Ive taken inventory and we still have the Major and Batman.”
“Man we’re crossing toy companies again, we’re begging for trouble.”
“We’ll worry about that later. The key thing is that, between those two , we’ll have transportation and intel.”
“Oh yea, the rover and that bat vehicle thingy.”
“You mean the Bat Mobile. We won’t tell Batman you called it a thingy.”
“So by intel I take it you mean information. Where are we getting that from?”
“Batman is still in touch with that Alfred dude .”
“Alfred still has that computer in his cave?”
“Well, not exactly. He retired and traded in the computer and the cave for a smart phone and a condo in Florida. The phone is way more powerful than that old computer.”
“Sounds about right. So do we know where to find Xena?”
“No, Alfreds working on it . We’ll need some muscle so we’ll have to rescue the Polish Boxing twins.”
“Jan and Stosh need rescuing? From what?”
“Their trapped in a waffle?”
“Um, No. the World Action Figure League, they got tricked into a lifetime contract.”
“How do we break that?”
“I have a cousin who’s a lawyer-action-figure. If its written down and there are no pictures involved he can get you out of it. He has pull with some judges and got us a temporary restraining order against the WAFL. We just have to deliver it. “
“Lawyer action figure? What kind of action can they be involved in.”
“Oh filing lawsuits and vacationing in the Hamptons counts as action for some kids.”
“Not any kids I want to play with.”
“Jan and Stosh have a fight at the arena tonight and I gave Batman a heads up. To the Bat-Mobile Larry. I always wanted to say that.”
So for the second time in that day, Yo came down with vertigo. Dropping from the rafters in an action figure boxing ring can do that to a Yo-Yo.
It was worth it, thought Yo, as he , Larrry, Stosh, Jan and Batman sped back to the Big Box via the Bat Mobile. The Band was slowly coming together.
Yes, it was a bit crowded in the the Bat Mobile but fortunately Jan and Stosh can remove their heads.
Will Yo and Larry be able to emancipate Jan and Stosh from WAFL?
Can Alfred and his smart phone find Xena in time for him to make the next blue plate special.
Does the Bat Mobile run on batteries?
All this and maybe less in the next installment.
Confused? Perhaps you skipped the prequel. Black Friday: A Different Perpective.